29 Aug 2020

Vintage bundle

I really gotta stop making cheeky "best offers" on auctions.

Lately this has resulted in me buying several things on a complete whim lol.

Anyway,

As anyone knows about me, big bundles of vintage dolls are one of my ultimate weaknesses. I freaking love em.

Anyway,

this bundle was sold as"good condition" but you know, I always expect that to be a bit of an exageration when I buy a large bundle of clearly filthy dolls.

Still 

a fair few were in a worse state than I anticipated. 

Let's take a look 

24 Aug 2020

Rainbow High by MGA - Poppy Rowan

 


FINALLY the Rainbow High dolls hit the UK. It's a frustrating reminder of the bad ol' days of a decade ago where you'd wait months for new things to hit the UK after being in the US for ages and everyone and their damn dog having them already. -_- 

Honestly there's no excuse these days not to manage a global release. It's just annoying.

Anyway,

I got 2, but Amazon being Amazon cocked up my preorder again and are still trying to source stock of the other one. *sigh* 

So i've only got one to review. 

On the plus side, because of Amazon's preorder price guarentee I ended up getting both dolls for £25 each rather than the £28-30 they're retailing for. 

So yay?

Anyway, let's delve in.

The box is really large but it's very deluxe looking. It has a shimmery effect on the outside and it's made up of two segments. One for the doll and one that displays her secondary outfit and shoes. 

I love that this line comes with a second outfit, that's a nice touch. 


I chose Poppy for one reason and one reason alone. Monarch butterflies! She's got them on both hairs of shoes and in her hair and I have a real fondness for Monarchs. When I was a kid my grandmother bought me a swan plant specifically so I could attract them and raise them. So I spent several years raising monarchs and I loved them all so damn much. 

So yeah, Monarch butterflies remind me of my nana and my childhood so they're special to me.

Anyway, back to the box. I find that "series 1" stamp a bit suspect because it looks an awful lot like the "toy award" stamps from a distance. I wonder if that was intentional to make the doll seem all that bit more deluxey.

I am also kinda bewildered by the names. I mean, most of them have an obvious colour name for their first name but Poppy's are usually red. Sure you CAN get orange ones but they're not exactly a flower KNOWN for being orange. That'd be like.. Marigolds or something wouldn't it? (I looked it up, California poppys ARE orange so maybe it's something that just doesn't translate so well outside the US as european poppys are typically red and associated with veterans) 

Rowan berries are also orange.

But I mean, i assumed all the surnames would have the same colour association. Jade Hunter are both shades of green for example, but several of the dolls surnames don't fit that obvious trend so i'm left wondering what the inspiration for those names WAS. 

Like.. did they just pull names out of a hat or was there a process? Is there a subtle meaning to them?

While the display of the second outfit is nice and all it does feel a bit wasteful in terms of excess packaging you know? The whole lot COULD have fit into the section with the doll.

The back of the box is shimmery with the 6 characters in rainbow order (red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. )

The writing is gold and metallic.

Husband pointed out "what is up with MGA's OBSESSION with fashion school?" and he has a point. Bratz in the reboot had a whole fashion school thing going on, Bratzillaz attended a school of fashion and magic as well. It's kinda random.

I admit that I was really wary of opening the box because MGA boxes are notoriously difficult to open. 

As it was, getting Poppy out wasn't TOO bad. She has double plastic ties around her waist and you need to remove her damn hands to get her out of the packaging but i've had substantially worse deboxing experiences (i'm looking at you Fail Fix). Her second outfit was a BITCH to get out though as the little boxes are GLUED to the fucking backing card and it's very very strong glue.

Behind them is the stand.

poppy has a big ol' flat head that reminds me a bit of things like Pullip or Blythe in how big and flat profiled it is. 

It's beautifully painted though with these detailed shimmery lips, a spattering of freckles and a pink and brown eyeshadow with the tiniest subtlest splash of glitter.

Her whole face is shimmery with some sort of spray on pearlescence which makes her look a bit sweaty in photos but in natural light she's fairly matte. So go figure.

Her eyes are inset with painted irises behind some sort of plastic. They are blue with a little segment of purple and four white "sparkles" 

They're forward facing so can give her a little bit of a dead eyed stare.

Flat ol' face heh.

Her hair is absolutely caked in produce at the front, they packaged her so that the two front pieces of hair were saturated in product and formed into two hard crunchy as shit ringlets. The rest of the hair is soft and seems to be free of product so it's bewildering why they had to do that.

Her primary outfit is nicely made, as i'd expect from MGA. It features a short peachy coloured dress with a mesh overlay, an orange vinyl/faux leather top thing and a thick puffy jacket made from some sort of plasticky feeling material. 

Her boots have an abstract butterfly wing motif.

And she has two butterflies in her hair.

Interestingly her hair isn't purely orange. It's actually at least three different colours. A bright tango orange, a duller peachy orange and pink. Her hair reminds me of tutti fruiti or rubarb and custard sweets hah. 

Her hair smells WIERD. Kinda.. chemically? It's not unpleasant or strong but it's wierd. Maybe it's the product in there?

Her body is... interesting. 

Honestly it's really bizarre and overengineered.

She's got a fabulous pear shaped torso and she's pretty hefty which I appreciate. Her joints feel pretty strong too, though her upper leg joints were stuck and needed to be manipulated fairly firmly to convince them to move. 

But the thing is, for all those complicated cut pieces, she really cannot pose well at all.

her arms for example have a totally separate elbow piece which serves no purpose as it's only able to bend on one side anyway, the result is that this is as far as the arms can bend and it's the same level of articulation their two part arms on other dolls have so WHY bother with a third piece at all?

likewise her knees SHOULD be a double jointed piece but because her lower leg hasn't got a cutout to accomidate that she cannot use the joint properly and this is as far as the leg bends. 

What's the point then?

I also cannot figure out what the hell the hip cups do, they seem to add nothing.

The upper leg cuts allow the whole leg to rotate which does leg her sit cross legged, or... would... if her KNEES could bend properly.

It's wierd because she's simultaniously over and under engineered and I don't get it. like.. wtf?

Also her head CANNOT tilt at all. it's stuck only able to move side to side which is massively disappointing. Head tilt adds so much personality to doll poses.

Poppy is shorter than a barbie and taller than mga's other line OMG.

The made to move curvy Barbie has properly constructed knee and elbow joints though, so can pose substantially better than poor Poppy.

of course I was curious about who could wear what.

As it turns out, a regular Barbie struggles with Rainbow High stuff because their upper body is a lot wider and their torso substantially longer.

Likewise Rainbow High can't easily wear barbie tops because they gape at the shoulder and don't fit the torso correctly.

Bottoms may be more compatable though as the hips are a close enough size.

Sparkle girls clothes had similar issues to Barbie clothes with the torso length. Shoulder and waist is a lot shorter on the Rainbow high dolls and means clothing gapes at the shoulder and doesn't sit on the hip properly.

and the very wide hips mean the clothes won't fasten at the back anyway.

I did find that DC superhero girl shirts fit okay and Barbie skirts fitted, so at least there's those options.

Moxie Girl skirts kinda fitted as well but were pretty tight. tops would NOT.

Liv clothing looked kinda cute from the front.

but couldn't do up around the hips.

Given their unusual size it's extra helpful these dolls come with additional clothes because honestly finding things to fit them was a challenge for me, even with my boxes and boxes of various doll clothes.

Poppy's second outfit is a cute cropped hoody in peachy pink and a vinyl effect skirt in the same orange as the vinyl effect top from her primary outfit.

She also gets some ornate butterfly heels and gold socks.

The pieces all mix and match which I always love. Her hands pop off for easier dressing and pop back on easily which is nice. 

The butterfly heels are a bit of a pain to get on and off because they have an ankle strap you need to squeeze her large foot through.

 
 The socks only make getting the heels on even harder, you have to stretch the strap and honestly i'm not convinced these shoes will stand up to being put on and taken off repeatedly. Like most shoes of this design, that strap WILL fail and snap. 
I was honestly expecting it to do so as I was taking these pictures. 
putting these specific shoes on is not something a kid would find easy to do at all. 


 
I decided this was the combo I liked best. 
 


Inside the baggy with the stand were two coat hangers which is interesting. Now the regular one is pretty standard for a doll coat hanger, but the other one is a skirt hanger with little clips. I've NEVER seen a doll scale skirt hanger! that's super wierd and unique.

I'm not sure where you're supposed to hang these though, are they supposed to hang on the rail that comes with the not yet released closet set? 

Still, an interesting touch to include hangers for the secondary outfit pieces. 


 
Speaking of the stand, it bewilders me.
 
It's made of semi transparent glittery plastic but that's not the wierd part, the wierd part is how it fits the doll.
 
 


I mean, is the waist clip SUPPOSED to jut out that much? It's like she has freaking arms to her stand. What the hell?

It looks wierd.

Thing is, her feet are large enough that she can pretty much stand up wearing her boots anyway. She's not that stable sure, but few dolls are without a stand.

She also came with a matching glittery comb but it's pretty fucking useless so I threw it in a box.

Overall, she's a pretty nice doll and her clothes are really damn nice and everything i've come to expect from MGA in terms of teeny tailoring. 

However, she's not without flaws.

Her hair needs a lot of crap rinsed out of it in order to not feel crispy and gross. Her hair also smells wierd.

Her head cannot tilt and her head is stuck at this slight cocked position that cannot be changed. Her articulation is fucking useless despite looking so impressive because they cocked up their engineering. 

Her second pair of shoes are going to break with repeated use too which is disappointing.

Her stand looks ridiculous.

She is however sturdily constructed, hefty and has quite an attractively shaped body. Her eyes are pretty and her face is attractive so long as you don't look at it from the side (lol, poor pancake head) and her hair is fabulously vividly coloured. 

I'm informed by people who know more about doll hair than I do that it's probably Kiwi Nylon which comes in bright colours and is fairly soft and pleasant to handle. 

Compared to MGA's other lines of similar price (lol omg being the main one) i'd say Rainbow High are probably rather more bang for your buck. You get an equally as detailed outfit but you also get a SECOND outfit and shoes as well as inset eyes and some jointing in the knees which OMG don't have. 

I do have to say though that pretty though Poppy is, I do find she's a little "soulless", her forward facing eyes and pancake head coupled with the inability to pose her head in any useful way mean she's kinda lacking in any personality, if that makes sense? 

 I like her clothes but her limited ability to pose properly and her thousand yard stare don't really inspire me to take photos of her the same way i'd do with some of my other dolls. 

I do however appreciate the shit out of an orange doll because orange is a colour I really like and is SO often not used for "girl toys".


8 Aug 2020

Fail Fix by Moose Toys - the rest of em. (Mostly)

 So yeah... 

I liked them too much so I grabbed the other two Argos had.

They don't have the black girl in stock yet, she seems to ship in her own case which pisses me off. It's 2020, we shouldn't still be seeing dolly fucking segregation. 

*sigh*

anyway

Let's dig in!


6 Aug 2020

Fail Fix by Moose Toys - Kawaii qtee

Moose's latest doll line continues the trend of "surprise" nonsense but manages to package it in a way that's new, interesting and downright bewildering.

Introducing Fail Fix!

Much like those Scruff A Love plushies, Fail Fix encourages the owner to fix the toy. A curious concept and one i'm not convinced many parents would be willing to pay for but there ya go.

I wish toy companies could have enough faith in their products as products without resorting to gimmicks but here we are.

Does the gimmick actually work? Scruff a Loves have a major problem that the work required to make them not look like they've been run over repeatedly is well beyond the capacity of most parents, let alone the kids themselves.

Will Fail Fix fail in much the same way?

Let's have a look.

4 Aug 2020

a very short disappointing review - Hairdudables single packs by Just Play

I was searching for bubblewrap which seems to have become super scarce in the UK, which took me all the way to the big Tesco which was also sold out. -_-

but while I was there I did notice the new Hairdudables single packs had hit. They had 4 on the shelf, I grabbed two.

Let's dive in shall we?